I’ve written a short horror story for anthology book Dead Funny (Salt Publishing). All the stories are written by comics/comedy writers/funny actors/hilarious pets etc, including people like Tim Key, Jeremy Dyson, Sara Pascoe and Reece Shearsmith. I know. What bloody excellent collection of people. My story is about a woman called Nerys Bag who thinks she is going to die. To find out if she does or not you’ll need to buy a copy.
Edit: Due to a colossal fuck up by the publishers, my story is credited to Danielle Wheeler in the first edition. But I wrote it. It’s MINE! Why not sneak into Waterstones, tippex out the wrong name and then cry. That’s what I’m going to do.